just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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