I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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