I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Im part way to drunk.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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