I'm lost and stupid without you.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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