her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Dignity is for republicans.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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