He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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