wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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