i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
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I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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