Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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