He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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