i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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