I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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