You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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