That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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