you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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