I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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