I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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