my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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