Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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