Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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