New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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