bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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