Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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