Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
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thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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