I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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