the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I am spending my child support on dildos
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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