I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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