Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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