All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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