Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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