I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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