whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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