'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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