Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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