The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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