Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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