Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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