When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It's just like the Real World with babies
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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