I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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