Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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