Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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