I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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