Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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