You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
The power of my boobs compel you
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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