real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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