you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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