he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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