My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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