lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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