I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
he high fived his dick after we had sex
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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